CONFIRMED: 13 Dayton residents involved in blood sacrifice

On July 19, 2026, 13 residents made the trip to Grocery Outlet in Dayton, Nevada. On this hot Sunday morning, each voluntarily boarded a bus parked out front, where they were interrogated in a tiny room with many personal questions about their health, recent sexual activities and more. After this, they were pricked on one finger to make it bleed, then if a machine deemed the iron levels in their blood to be worthy, they were led to a chair elsewhere in the bus for the blood sacrifice.

This event, organized by group that calls themselves Desert Pigs, has been regularly occurring in towns all over northern Nevada, and occasionally even as far south as Pahrump.

Sources tell me that the reason people have been participating in this ritualistic bleeding, is to protect lives of others they don’t even know. This altruistic act comes with no compensation, other than an offering of juice and cookies after.

Even after collecting 101.25 GALLONS of blood from Nevada citizens, Desert Pigs thirst for more. I’ve uncovered intel that shows they plan another sacrifice on September 26, 2026 in Fernley. The bus will be parked in the Raley’s parking lot, looking for more participants. I can’t say much more here, but…

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In testimony from survivors of the practice, they explained the blood sacrifice tends to be around 10-20 minutes, but there is an optional “double red” version that takes longer, and only uses the red blood cells, while returning the rest back to the human.

No noticeable negative health effects seem to be reported, other than some minor bruising. Although, there are rumors of an unidentified man who looks exactly like me, who has a reputation of fainting randomly while being bled. We have no official records to confirm this. [Thanks, HIPAA]

I recently reached out to a healthcare professional, who asked not to be identified. I asked him if the wild claims of these blood sacrifices were true, and if they were really “saving mommas and babies” as many fanatics claim. I was shocked to learn this claim was 100% true, and that I was holding up the line with weird questions. He then proceeded to show me options for sativa-heavy hybrids in my price range, and told me about a deal they had on gummies.