Art of the Pimp

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My career in legal brothels was pretty exciting at times. While there, I got a cease and desist from America’s Top Model, saw a semi trailer back into the lobby of the BunnyRanch, battled Hof’s Twitter trolls (I was really good at that), hung out with Pauly Shore, went to war with local churches, gave Madam Suzette backrubs, got into politics, and learned what ‘sounding’ is.

The politics made me feel a little dirty.

Multiple naughty website redesigns

My very first task from Dennis was to redesign ALL of the ranch websites. The tool I was given to work with: Adobe Muse. If you’ve never heard of this software, it’s because Muse was one of Adobe’s biggest mistakes, which it doesn’t like to talk about. Why Hof was using this program, I don’t know – since he fired his entire marketing department prior to hiring me to replace them all. They eventually went to WordPress.


The following links are to legal brothels. Don’t follow them if that offends you, if you’re too young to look at boobies, or if you are at work. I lost a couple years of sleep to get these things off the ground, so I’m showing them off here.

Print design and illustration

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