Author: philw

  • Call me the Public Information Outlaw

    PhilWooley.com – it’s not about me.

    Don’t let the title of this website fool you. While there are some about me links buried at the bottom of each page, I’m simply not interesting enough to build an entire website around my personal shenanigans.

    The main focus of this here section of the world wide web is to serve as a resource for my fellow citizens of Lyon County. Our local government falls short on practical, easy to find information, so I’m sliding in to fill some gaps.


    Someone is asking every hour on Facebook and NextDoor for recommendations for something local. I started small with the business directory, intending to add more places and categories each week.


    While I am not a religious person, I understand the significance of worship and fellowship for those who are. Browse this directory to find your people!


    I’ve been to a few county meetings, including some for citizen advisory boards. Heck, I even ran for County Commissioner once! I found it a little difficult to locate all the information, minutes, and agendas for public meetings, which may explain the obvious lack of public participation.

    I made this page which even contains links to Secretary of State filings, telling us who funds the campaigns of our elected officials.


    Let’s face it: It can get a little boring around here, unless you know where to go. Whether you want to hike a trail, or party at the cat house, I’m working to pack this directory full of information and links to everything possible. More fun added every week!


    Cops, firefighters and human service links are my starting point here. As I progress, I’ll add more specialized public services.


    Regularly digging through IRS records for registered nonprofits in Lyon County, I research each one to find their websites, social media, and contact information. I then sort them by category.

    This is a great resource for those looking to make tax deductible donations, or even for y’all rascals in need of community service hours.


    Basic information and links for all Lyon County public schools.


    Did you know that senior centers are the cheapest place in town to get a good lunch? They also have crafts, exercise classes and more.


    Who you gonna call about that horse on the highway? How about the bear on your trampoline?

    Do you want to hunt legally?

    Also featured, is my critter identification where I’ve provided visual references of the various varmints we have crawling around. Of course, the main questions you all have, “Will it bite?” and “If it does, is it poisonous?” are answered here, along with the links to more in-depth information.


    In the past, I’ve used this blog as a place to vent, complain, and sometimes dream out-loud. There have been a couple loyal readers out there, some of which even dropped some coin into my Patreon while I had that.

    Moving forward, I want to shift my efforts away from my personal diary, and more toward useful, practical knowledge to benefit the lives of my readers.


    If you really want to learn more about this silly little Phil animal, I’ve provided a brief backstory. There have been a few interesting events in my timeline you may find interesting.


    Perhaps someday, I will sell out, plastering affiliate advertising for weight loss pills and male enhancement in pop-ups all over my site. Until then, I’ll keep a “Tips” [PayPal] link at the bottom for any thoughtful folks who find my stuff useful.

    Totally honest here: I just barely pulled off everything you see here. Many late nights were spent banging away on this project with the idea it would somehow, someday lead to a full-time gig. I daydream about spending my days exploring every inch of Lyon County and sharing my findings here for you all. I want to walk all the trails, eat all the things, and meet every shop owner and nonprofit crew. I’d even be wiling to worship with all the different churches, or test out some tattoo artists!


    Meanwhile, back in the real world…

    I’ve been writing this entire blog entry in my planner, as I wait for a large format printer to produce posters and signs for my day job.

    Speaking of which, the printer is done, so I must close the planner and make room on the cutting table.

    Stay tuned for more!

  • Wait, did I just get old?!

    The gray streaks are getting wider in my beard. Things are starting to break. I think I may actually be starting to feel my mileage in this human suit.

    A few weeks ago, while doing nothing spectacular, I twisted my right knee in such a way that I knew I wouldn’t be walking it off. After some x-rays and an MRI, it was determined I had a torn meniscus which would require surgery to fix. It took so many weeks to get into the operating room, I became used to my pimp strut with the cane.

    Tonight as I am writing this, I have been out of a job for a week to heal after surgery. Tomorrow I see the doc for a followup visit to check out his work.

    I’m no longer walking with a cane, but I’ve been taking it easy – so much so, that I haven’t left my house for seven days! Since I am too ADHD to sit down long enough to watch anything on TV, I spent my time on the umteenth redesign of this website. I can see it has become to me, what my dad’s RC airplanes were to him at my age.

    As mentioned already, I’m getting old. I already know the staff at physical therapy, since I broke my stupid spine a few years ago when I tried to pick up the front end of a riding mower. The new knee injury should get them excited to lock me in for a couple more months of billing.

    With 2 years left to go until 50, I know some of you will scoff and say I’m still a youngin’. I get told that all the time, but you same folks will exclaim, “No shit, you’re getting old,” whenever I break off a new part.

    Hopefully, the doctor will give me a note to get back to work tomorrow. I’m curious to see how this altered knee does. Meanwhile, I will not be surprised at the next injury I’ll get, probably as I’m yawning in a chair.

    They aren’t lying when they say getting old ain’t for wimps!

  • How Charlie Kirk turned me into a ghost

    Have I vanished from your Facebook timeline?

    Following the truly horrible murder of a politically charged podcaster/husband/father last week, things have gotten more than just weird – they’re getting scary-weird.

    Hours after a gunman took down Charlie Kirk, the leader of the free world got on TV to promise revenge against his political opponents. His #2 guy later appeared on Kirk’s podcast, promising to go after anyone who spoke ill of the former host. Now the big boss has declared that anyone against fascism is now officially a terrorist.

    Woven into the fabric of this entire chaos, from the top dog, all the way down to the local county officials, is a network of politically active Evangelical Christians who are going by some other book, than their Holy Bible.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, for some strange reason, these Evangelicals are participating in some ritualistic slaughter of red cows, to bathe in their ashes, or blood, or some sick shit. I guess it’s for the latest Armageddon fad. Israel is about to blow horns like in the old Ricola commercials. I guess this is supposed to make Jesus walk through a gate, then Rapture happens.

    Did I get that all right?


    Charlie’s new courthouse

    Back home, I see my neighbors turning into The Charlie Avengers.

    Our county commissioners put on a fun show during their last meeting. It co-starred a couple bus loads from a Dayton Evangelical church. Together, they all snuck in a vote to name a new justice complex after Mr. Kirk – scrapping the recommendation of naming it after a local person by the Community Advisory Board.


    Evangelicals hated me before it was cool

    It didn’t take avenging Charlie to get the local group to target me with calls to my workplace, code enforcement, sheriff, and even animal control. I just have a big mouth and I ran for office against one of theirs.

    Evangelicals are all giddy for when they can look down from their clouds to watch me burn. With the new hate from the Kirk assassination, and a president and vice president promising to go after Charlie insults and anti-fascism, It’s moved into a potentially dangerous zone. Free speech is fading.

    I know it would be easier to go with the flow, but I simply cannot align with fascism.


    Zero tolerance on my Facebook

    In the past couple of days, I blocked over 150 people from facebook. It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just that I don’t feel safe hanging out online, sharing my life with people I may meet later wearing Purge masks, or on the other side of the next civil war. I don’t want to get turned in by some angry church lady as a terrorist for not accepting Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior.

    Bottom line: Evangelicals run the country, they’re fucking with the planet, and they want everyone but them to parish in the hellscape left behind after they ascend into Heaven. When people think they are on the home stretch like that, it makes them do some crazy, often cruel things to others.

    Why are we sending hundreds of US lawmakers to Israel all of a sudden? Why is a farm in Texas suddenly shipping red heifers there? What do Evangelicals plan to do with all their newly acquired federal power in the days leading up to, and after their prophesied end of times?

    Also, I guess this latest Rapture is supposed to happen next Tuesday, September 23, 2025. So if you are reading this after that date, you missed the flight. Sorry you got left behind with us heathens, but at least you still get to be here your dog!