This really happened on my phone in August of 2021…
As some time passes, and she contacts LCSO about the mystery object, we pondered on what it could be. Possibly an old burrito? Some stick-poking was in order. Since I was still trying to get mobilized, and she was there on scene, the brave Shelley proceeded to poke.
Oh GOD! Now I’ve talked this poor woman into doing something, which will surely give her PTSD. Nice work, Phil!
42 minutes passed until I heard from Shelley again. That’s approximately 47 million years in “OMGWTF is going on” time.
Then my Messenger dinged…
