4/18/22

I just dropped off one of my demon spawn at the middle school. On the way home, I saw a man holding signs in the parking lot of Maverik, wanting people to join his Calvary Chapel church. Against my better judgment, I turned the Burbie around, and went back to chat with the zealot sign shaker.

Dude was nice. He immediately pitched eternal life, and how a semi truck hit him, turning him Christian… (something like that). Personally, I think life in human form, is long enough as-is. I certainly wouldn’t want to be Phil for eternity. But that’s just me, I guess.

During our brief, friendly conversation through my Suburban window, I was handed one of those little comic books. Believe it or not, I really love reading these creepy little comics. They’re incredibly stupid, but I dig the artwork.

In the video below, I will read to you, the story of Charlie and his ants. How does this relate to Jesus? Well, you’ll just have to watch to learn! Just a warning though: This story is so profound, you may suddenly convert to Evangelicalism. Watch with caution!